Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
Why pay $9.99 when you can get this kind of stuff online for free?
I think about how beautiful all of my friends are all of the time.
But I rarely tell them because that would be weird (right?) and when I do tell them they look at me like I’m weird, hahaha.
But they are all so beautiful. Sigh.
My thoughts right there